Oh no... When was the last time I blogged?!


Don't worry! I am not abandoning this blog so soon. Going on a hiatus till my exam ends. *Hmm... when is the exam ending? =/*


Anyway while I was slacking at work, I stumbled into this. *points below*


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A Primary School teacher was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what is your problem?" Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the Primary 1. My sister is in Primary 3 and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in Primary 3 too!"


The teacher took Harry to the principal's office.While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal that the situation was. The principal told the teacher he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the Primary 1, and behave. The teacher agreed. Harry was brought in. The conditions were explained, and Harry agreed to take the test.


Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"Harry: "9"


Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"Harry: "36"


And so it went with every question the principal thought a Primary 1 student should know.The principal looks at the teacher and tells her, "I think Harry can go to Primary 3."The teacher says to the principal, "May I ask him some tougher questions?"The principal and Harry both agree.


Teacher: "What does a cow have four of that I have only two?"
Harry: "Legs."


Teacher: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"(The principal wondered, why does she ask such a question!)
Harry: "Pockets."


Teacher: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"
Harry: "Pants."


Teacher: "What's starts with a C and ends with a T, and it is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?"(The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer...)
Harry: "Coconut."


Teacher: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?"
Harry: "Bubblegum."


Teacher: "What does a man do standing up, a woman do sitting down and dog do on three legs?"(The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer...)
Harry: "Shake hands."


Teacher: "Now I will ask some 'Who am I' sort of questions, okay?"
Teacher: "You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do." Who am I??
Harry: "A Tent."


Teacher: "A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first." What am I??(Principal was looking restless and a bit tense)
Harry: "A Wedding Ring."


Teacher: "I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, I feel good." What am I??
Harry: "A Nose."


Teacher: "I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver. What am I??"
Harry: "An Arrow."


Teacher: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of excitement?"
Harry: "Firetruck."


The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put this ass in Primary 6 ! I got the last 10 questions all wrong myself."


lol




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Completed back blogging as promised! =) Will be doing a new one tomorrow.


Exhausted from my weekly skating session. I finally master crab!!! With jumping and all those. Thanks to Jon and Weijie (the one that said dabian looks like Takuya, not the one that went to Tekong today.) Hontou no arigatou! *both understands japanese =))*


I need my beauty sleep now. =) For the sake of better complexion!! =S

Karaoke session (finally! after postponing twice) after work with these people.. *points downwards*

SM + Cindy + Weijie + Evidence of smuggled LJS and BK. Weijie looks kinda weird in this picture. =/

I was trying to take a good shot of my lovely Cindy. But those two had to block my view with their 'smuggled' drinks. >__<

I like this shot! XD It looks as if my head is attached to Cindy's shoulders. Hahas...

Because Weijie is entering NS on thursday, all of us insisted in taking individual shots with him!!

Half squating Weijie + SM. They had the best lightings! The shots after that were all dark because the shop behind us off their lights.

Cindy + half squating Weijie again. Hahas... Weijie too tall liao.

Finally.. Me and Weijie. He didn't have to half squat for this shot because.... I was tip toe-ing. -__- Hahas...

Truly enjoyed the karaoke session. It was fun! *But kinda tiring... I think I did too much of stupid stuff during the session. =X* We should do this more often yea. =)

Weijie! Must remember to meet up with us when you book out yo.

I promised myself that I will start back-blogging by the end of the week. =)

ANYWAY

Seriously... How can anyone resist this pretty face?! *loves*

I think momo is right about me idol hopping side-tracking too much. I have not been updating on Kinki Kids for a longgg time. Instead I have been reading alot on NEWS. Especially on Tegoshi. =X

I still love Kinki Kids and Tsuyoshi. AND Tegoshi... =))

Dabian asked me along to his cousin's wedding! Even though I have only met his cousin once, it felt great going as part of their family. =)


We had really good seats even though it was a little cramp. Good as in... 1) Right next to the red table and the aisle. 2) Right in front of the stage. BUT being near meaning to say that chance of me being 'splashed' by champagne during the toasting session was high. In fact, I was splashed by champagne when the groom was attempting to uncork the bottle. =/


Anyway I found out only today that dabian is quite a good drinker. He drank 6 glasses of red wine! No red face + perfectly conscious mind. =/

Me and dabian. Notice I 'recycled' the dress I worn to Ai Khim's wedding. =) Thrifty thrifty!

That's dabian's Sis, Mum and Dad (in order). I think they look alike in this photo. =/ How come ar?